Oh no, much to our dismay, we discovered that we had been awarded the exasperating score of 83 points because we achieved a score of 83 or higher. This news caused us to feel as though we had been dealt a cruel hand. Players who failed to score were awarded a total of 84 points, regardless of whether or not they actually struck the ball. I think I've got it figured out how to get out of this one, guy. This is an extremely severe and unorthodox method of disciplinary action. Players who failed to...