WHIZZINATOR is a device used to simulate human urine for drug tests or pranking purposes, typically to pass drug screens or play practical jokes on others. It consists of an imitation penis with attached urine reservoir that can be activated via valve, producing fake pee.
The Whizzinator comes equipped with organic heat pads, a 60ml syringe for refills and temperature strip. Furthermore, there is an elastic waistband and leg straps to conceal its fake penis and urine output.
The Whizzinator
The Whizzinator is an electronic device designed to simulate urination. Produced by Alternate Lifestyle Systems of Long Beach, California and often seen among users looking to pass drug tests discreetly and safely without taking risks, its popularity among these users has seen it gain considerable traction among them. As advised by its manufacturer, adhering to instructions is paramount in order to achieve successful results.
Complete kits often include dried urine and syringe, heater packs to maintain body temperature of synthetic urine, fake penis (the shaft), waistband, two leg straps for attachment of shaft to leg straps and an instruction manual. In addition, companies often provide options of white, Latino and black whizzinator fake penis options.
Whizzinator first gained notoriety in 2005, when former Minnesota Viking Onterrio Smith was caught carrying it at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Puck Technology of Signal Hill, CA was promptly closed and its owners charged with selling drug paraphernalia; nevertheless, despite its illegal status it can still be purchased online as a sexual toy.
The Urinator
The Whizzinator is a strap-on "wet sex simulator" that holds synthetic urine samples at just the right temperature for use during drug tests, helping those caught using drugs bypass tests with its help. It was created as a practical solution but also serves as a fun prank and has even made appearances in movies like American Pie.
Simply connect the reservoir bag to the prosthetic, secure it with the pressure belt, and follow the instructions on how to release fake urine - this may include squeezing or unclipping valves.
This kit contains synthetic urine, a heater pad for maintaining its optimal temperature, and five lifelike prosthetic penis options: white, tan, Latino brown and black. You'll also receive a detailed instruction manual. Additional heating pads or more synthetic urine may also be purchased if desired.
The Pressure Belt
The pressure belt fits over the front of a bladder bag, increasing pressure inside of a Whizzinator to create a more consistent urine stream and easier beginning and stopping of urination. Furthermore, it is easily cleaned and durable - great for travel!
This device resembles an over-engineered toilet seat, featuring an opening where clean urine can pass freely. While its design might appear absurd at first, once one considers its larger legal and cultural context it no longer remains comical; rather it becomes an essential tool that many need in order to obtain minimum wage jobs or retain NFL roster spots.
Each Whizzinator kit includes a flesh tone fake penis equipped with Massive Dynamics' touch sensitive internal pinch valve, a vinyl medical grade pouch, one vial of Golden Shower lab-grade dehydrated synthetic urine which shares its pH value, color hue, smell profile and specific gravity with human urine, one reusable fill pump for refills, two organic heat pads for heating purposes and instructions for use.
The Packaging
The Whizzinator kit provides all you need to start immediately, including a lifelike prosthetic in five colors, heating element and belt holding fake urine. Its SYNTHETIC PEE is composed of ingredients similar to human urine such as uric acid and creatine while remaining balanced for specific gravity, pH balance and foam and scent to add realism.
The pressure belt is an integral component of the WHIZZINATOR, as it increases bladder pressure to create more realistic urine streams while concealing fake penis and urine reservoirs more effectively.
Probationers and NFL players have used this kit to thwart drug tests, with great success. It comes complete with cotton elastic belt, medical-grade pouch, heat packs, temperature indicator, temperature refill syringe, temperature indicator & instructions - perfect for either gender!